Sunday, April 4, 2010

[PITTSBURGH, Pa] - Cyclist bikes 30 miles with sock in her thigh. Early Sunday morning Diane Mattingly of Squirrel Hill woke up and put on her shorts ready to see the city on two wheels. The brisk air caused her to wear a pair of tights over her shorts, keeping her quite warm on the ride. When she returned home, she... noticed a bulge on her inner thigh. "Well I thought I had developed a cancerous tumor when I first saw it!" Immediatly she shoved her hand down her tights and retrieved one black dress sock. "I have to give credit to the dryer on this one. Its been bringing my clothes together for years - the secret you ask? Static cling!"

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